Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 09, 2015

Peace treaty or none, Dakota’s still going to bully Phoebe.

Phoebe and Her Unicorn is great in almost everything it does, but its one substantial failing is Ms. Simpson’s refusal to realize Dakota’s potential and allow her to develop beyond a one-dimensional archetype.

Perhaps they shouldn’t waste thier time on someone who’s not worthy of it.

It’s not official unless you have it notarized by a unicorn…read that somewhere

When I was a little kid, the first time I heard about a “nota republic” I was very puzzled about what it could possibly be.

This is a job for Lance Parkertip!

Agreed Unicorn!

Notary sojac

So if it’s a treaty, it needs a 2/3 vote of the Senate to be approved. Oh, wait, I forgot — that’s not necessary anymore.

I never thought I’d see Marigold look chagrined!

What’s the point of notarizing it before it’s signed? Unless you only want your own signature to be certified and not hers, which may end up causing you trouble if she decides to break it.

It reminds me of Peanuts. Always get your contracts notarized.

You can’t be a notary public with the Shield of Boringness up.

The main function of a notary is to be the oldest character in an operetta.

Starting school in September. . .sigh. . .