Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 24, 2015
August 23, 2015
August 25, 2015
Transcript:
Rip Haywire: To victory! Wait, what? This isn't the battle for freedom over the zombie slaves of mystery island! It's a soft bed... TNT: You got nailed with a giant rock at the beginning of the fight and were out cold for the whole thing, Ripster...I was embarassed for you. Rip Haywire: Groan... TNT: We freed the hypnotized townsfolk, all is well. Rip Haywire: Who cares about them... I missed a fight! TNT: Hey, at least your knuckles don't smell like pirate! You know how hard that is to get off!
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
I hope the giant rock wasn’t injured, and I sure am disappointed that we missed the big rescue.
NWdryad over 8 years ago
OK what was all THAT about? Methinks whoever bashed Rip with that rock had ulterior motives—uh, other than ousting a rock-chinned mercenary from the fight. Wonder if it was Cobra?
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 8 years ago
For a second there I thought the alternate universe world had come to an end…oh well…sorry you didn’t get to Ka-punch anyone Ripster.
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Whaddaya mean we missed the battle?!? Just what kind of alternate universe is this?
dja1701 over 8 years ago
aw, I feel cheated.
dimndno over 8 years ago
I was really looking forward to bashing some pirate goons! That Hawaiian must be pretty tough!