Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 11, 2015
August 10, 2015
August 12, 2015
Transcript:
Voice: Those attractive strangers came this way! Find 'em. I've got an itchy trigger finger! Voice 2: For the last time, Skyler, that's probably eczema! Rip Haywire: Those pirates are going to find us! We're going over the edge! R.J: I ain't leapin' to my end! Voice 1: They ain't here. Voice 2: Rats, I was itchin' for a fight. Voice 3: You really should see a dermatologist.
Rob Rex over 8 years ago
Just how many goons are there? Rip doesn’t usually run or hide.
Kali39 over 8 years ago
No, he’s just waiting. Sooner or later, Rip’s gonna just Ka-pull them down…
Chithing Premium Member over 8 years ago
If he’s Itchy, where’s Scratchy?
SkyFisher over 8 years ago
Hey Dan! I think someone stole Breezy’s SUV! They passed me on the highway today. The license plate was:HELI CHK
Dragoncat over 8 years ago
Nothing an ocean of Calamine lotion can’t fix.
Phatts over 8 years ago
[together] “Poison I vee-ee-ee-ee-ee, Poison I vee-ee-ee-ee-ee!”