Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 12, 2015
Rip Haywire: P.U! If those pirates came any closer, we would have had to burn our clothes! What happened, R.J? R.J: There was this huge flash of light! It blinded us, and when we could see again, there were pirates everywhere! Breezy fought them so I could get away! They've got her, Rip! Rip Haywire: They'll (Mumble) taste my fists... (mumble) with interest. R.J: Uh-oh! Rip's gone incoherent with rage again! TNT: And he's mumbling something about interest... this is no time to think about finances.