Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 11, 2015
Voice: Those attractive strangers came this way! Find 'em. I've got an itchy trigger finger! Voice 2: For the last time, Skyler, that's probably eczema! Rip Haywire: Those pirates are going to find us! We're going over the edge! R.J: I ain't leapin' to my end! Voice 1: They ain't here. Voice 2: Rats, I was itchin' for a fight. Voice 3: You really should see a dermatologist.