Officer: Gonna have to write you a ticket. Neighbors say you're making a racket.
15 – love.
It’s your own double fault.
Plead your case to the line judge.
Maybe he’s just stinging you along.
The Cop was lucky John McEnroe didn’t greet him at the door!
he might have to serve time
The complainer from the Spalding company is named Mitt.
WILSONNNN!
Tennis rackets, that is.
Spalding no longer has the balls to take Wilson to court so they sent the cops.
The neighbor is a bit high strung. He needs to get a grip
If he bribes the cop to go away, remind him tennis too much to pay any racketeer.
Backhanded compliment, if you think about it.
Also, we have reports of one of your soccer balls litering the Pacific Ocean.
Please remember to wait to hit the SUBMIT button again. Or go back and delete the second (and third) postings.
Net net net , these are pretty bad.
Must be a pretty big racquet if I ever noticed one.
Superfrog over 8 years ago
15 – love.
interceptor over 8 years ago
It’s your own double fault.
Linux0s over 8 years ago
Plead your case to the line judge.
||| over 8 years ago
Maybe he’s just stinging you along.
Jersey Chuck over 8 years ago
The Cop was lucky John McEnroe didn’t greet him at the door!
jk123 over 8 years ago
he might have to serve time
J Short over 8 years ago
The complainer from the Spalding company is named Mitt.
cdward over 8 years ago
WILSONNNN!
Darryl Heine over 8 years ago
Tennis rackets, that is.
joe piglet Premium Member over 8 years ago
Spalding no longer has the balls to take Wilson to court so they sent the cops.
Chief Inspector over 8 years ago
The neighbor is a bit high strung. He needs to get a grip
ZorkArg over 8 years ago
If he bribes the cop to go away, remind him tennis too much to pay any racketeer.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Backhanded compliment, if you think about it.
gfkupfer over 8 years ago
Also, we have reports of one of your soccer balls litering the Pacific Ocean.
rekam Premium Member over 8 years ago
Please remember to wait to hit the SUBMIT button again. Or go back and delete the second (and third) postings.
bugabaman over 8 years ago
Net net net , these are pretty bad.
enderchap over 5 years ago
Must be a pretty big racquet if I ever noticed one.