Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 17, 2015

Why are you here?

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Because I’m not in bed yet.

@TonyWhy did I come here?Oh yeah, just wanted to drop off this article.Walking though doorways

Well, when I was little, I asked my Mom that question…and she said I was here because of something that happens when a man… you know…loves a woman…. and he… um….

Only, actually, she would always start blushing …and saying “um” a lot more times…and she never really finished the story.

But I think I might know what she was going to say…and maybe I wouldn’t be able to post it on GoComics anyway.

I am only here t cause trouble. At least, that’s what my mother always said.

To ponder the universe?To drink coffee?To eat Cheetos?To have a nap?

How long does it take you to remember?

Depends on what it was I wanted to forget…

I’m here to read the comic, see what the question of the day is, and see what all these delightful people have to say.

i’ve been wandering from room to room looking for my glasses — are they in here?

Was that lampshade made out of one of Charlie Brown’s old shirts?

Should I be elsewhere?

Damn Straight!