Lalo Alcaraz for June 30, 2015

I can’t imagine that what fell out is candy.

But boy, will it ever be entertaining if this guy makes it into the primary debates! So far it’s looking good!

Hmmm, never seen ’em use machete on a pinata before.

It’s’ hard to go wrong playing to the lowest common denominator. Never over-estimate the American voter.

Univision and NBC to Donald Trump: You’re fired.

And Trump is polling SECOND?

@agresticAmen!

“OK, this didn’t work out like I planned. I was just trying to drum up ratings for my show, then drop out without filing. "“No, Mr Trump, this was live.”“What????”