Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 17, 2015
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July 18, 2015
Transcript:
Teacher: Okay, I've called your doctor, Joanie, and I'm an experienced midwife so there's nothing to worry about. Woman: In! Out! Man: Starting your panting! Teacher: Easy, gang! Rick's the husband, so he should do the coaching! Woman: Right. Sorry. Man: Go to it, Rick! Rick: Um... right... uh, okay, let's see... Take a deep breath, okay? Good... now... uh... uh... Joanie: *gasp* Unh! Rick: Help me out, Joanie! What's next? I'm blanking! Joanie: Puff! Puff!
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Let’s be honest, Jeff was born with two strikes against him.
Bikebrains almost 9 years ago
“Go to it, Rick” The greatest waste of time and words in human history.
arye uygur almost 9 years ago
Give her some air!
summerdog86 almost 9 years ago
Move over people, I can’t see a thing here!!
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction almost 9 years ago
“Shove it out, Joanie! PUSH! PUSH! GROSS!”(sound of retching, then of unconscious father hitting floor)
drivingfuriously Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Back in 1994 there were five or six people in the delivery room of my first son. Me, the wife, epidural guy, doctor and one or two nurses. The doctor was talking to the nurse about his golf game.
summerdog86 almost 9 years ago
When I popped out my kids in the hospital, fathers weren’t allowed in the delivery room.