Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 24, 2015
July 23, 2015
July 25, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "Hello? No, my dad's not here right now"
Calvin: "Will I take a message? I don't know - what's in it for ME?"
Calvin: "People always assume you're some kind of altruist"
Callers have a lot of difficulty trying to get Calvin to stay on message.
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Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or the darkness of destructive selfishness. This is the judgment.Life’s most persistent and urgent question is, “What are you doing for others?”— Martin Luther King, Jr.
I still have a land line with wires, and it does not need batteries or an electric plug in. When the power goes out, I can call the electric company people. I miss rotaries.
The odd part about Calvin’s phone is not the wires, but rather that it has a dial. The phone on my desk came from my grandmother, and so it’s at least 30 years old, but it has buttons. Interestingly, though, this phone, the ITT 2500, is still made and sold today, though by a different company. Yes, wired phones still exist, but dial phones are rare indeed.
@Hobbes,“Withhold not good from them to whom it is due, when it is in the power of your hand to do it. Say not unto your neighbor, go, and come again, and tomorrow I will give, when you have it by you.” – Proverbs 3:27,28
He’s just a kid. Humans don’t get really civilized and truly socialized until our twenties. Many would claim we never do. Thank God for those who have some of the milk of human kindness running through their veins. Calvin’s milk is clearly only for cookies.
The answer is, NO, I can no longer dial a number by using the switchhook (i.e. the button that hangs up the phone). I presume that means you also can not dial a number with a rotary dial phone in my town anymore, either.
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
Nobody ever mistook you for an altruist, Calvin.
Susie Derkins :D almost 9 years ago
And I thought you weren’t going too follow your principles.
bjy1293 Premium Member almost 9 years ago
I’m surprised he even bothered to answer the phone.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Callers have a lot of difficulty trying to get Calvin to stay on message.
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Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or the darkness of destructive selfishness. This is the judgment.Life’s most persistent and urgent question is, “What are you doing for others?”— Martin Luther King, Jr.
phylum almost 9 years ago
very few pay phones left….
BE THIS GUY almost 9 years ago
The phone in Calvin’s house had wires.We had cordless phones in the 80s; see today’s Doonesbury from 1984.
Aaberon almost 9 years ago
I still have a land line with wires, and it does not need batteries or an electric plug in. When the power goes out, I can call the electric company people. I miss rotaries.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Now that you mention it, son, let’s discuss what’s in it for you when I DO talk to your dad if you don’t give him a message.
Carl R almost 9 years ago
The odd part about Calvin’s phone is not the wires, but rather that it has a dial. The phone on my desk came from my grandmother, and so it’s at least 30 years old, but it has buttons. Interestingly, though, this phone, the ITT 2500, is still made and sold today, though by a different company. Yes, wired phones still exist, but dial phones are rare indeed.
Hobbes Premium Member almost 9 years ago
@LX013: To modify a quote from former U.S. President Teddy Roosevelt, “Do what you can for others, with what you have, where you are.”
Puddleglum2 almost 9 years ago
@Hobbes,“Withhold not good from them to whom it is due, when it is in the power of your hand to do it. Say not unto your neighbor, go, and come again, and tomorrow I will give, when you have it by you.” – Proverbs 3:27,28
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
This is why I didn’t win the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes…
Vara Lord almost 9 years ago
Watterson liked using old-fashioned devices in his comics because he thought they were funnier and had more personality to them.
Number Three almost 9 years ago
Calvin wouldn’t like it at my Work Placement then. I am on the switchboard there and I’ve had to take a few messages!
I haven’t been shot yet though .
(Don’t shoot the messenger)
xxx
Kind&Kinder almost 9 years ago
He’s just a kid. Humans don’t get really civilized and truly socialized until our twenties. Many would claim we never do. Thank God for those who have some of the milk of human kindness running through their veins. Calvin’s milk is clearly only for cookies.
bmonk almost 9 years ago
Nowadays, some phone lines will not accept the rotary messages. And you’re in trouble if you need to enter any other info on your phone pad.
There are days I’m tempted to act like Calvin—but I don’t.
neverenoughgold almost 9 years ago
I am so glad my phone is… is… is…
well, it is just a phone!
Carl R almost 9 years ago
The answer is, NO, I can no longer dial a number by using the switchhook (i.e. the button that hangs up the phone). I presume that means you also can not dial a number with a rotary dial phone in my town anymore, either.