Brevity by Dan Thompson for June 16, 2015

That’s our Officer Lorelei. She rocks the department.

I’m surprised the criminals don’t notice anything fishy about her…Then again, cartoon crooks are always dumb enough to dress for jail before they’re caught.

Her sister Suzy sells seashells by the seashore.

She’s playing a shell game with fashion….

“Maybe we should put her in a tank top.”

DerDave … and there have been real cases when demands for cash were scribbled on the robber’s own deposit slip or an envelope addressed to him.

I’ll bet she drinks like a . . . I’ll bet she drinks a lot.

Watch those clam shells boys.

Morty’s wife was always asking him when he came home from patrol duty why he smelled like fish.

The criminal justice systems puts many people between Scylla and Charybdis………

I am a good boy, and have never committed a crime. However, I would seriously consider a life of crime in that city…

Love is the drug, and they need to score.