Mike Luckovich for May 31, 2015

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    walkingmancomics  almost 9 years ago

    pest control logo: REALITY!

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    Darsan54 Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    They just keep breeding them because none of them support birth control.

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    badcyclist Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    The homeowner is the real problem.

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    nanellen  almost 9 years ago

    We the people will try to cull the field. It has a name: Democracy!

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    kaffekup   almost 9 years ago

    And yet, they seem pleased as punch to have such an embarrassment of “riches”.

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    braindead Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Not to worry. Fox “news” will cull out most of those who don’t have their own billionaires.

    Sometimes it takes an ‘adjustment’ to the debate rules, like when Buddy Roemer was polling into the mid single digits. But he was running on a platform of getting the big money out of the presidential race.

    Repubicans could not have that.

    It’ll be interesting to see how far Rand Paul gets it he keeps saying that Republican policies are responsible for the problems in the Middle East.

    My guess is that if he keeps it up, some mysterious allegations surface that will cause his removal from office. Or maybe they’ll use Putin tactics. Lots of Republcans admire Putin.

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    genemascho  almost 9 years ago

    Iove it the more of them running the more hilarity at watching them pull their foot or both feet possibly out of thier mouth

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    Every Repug who has ever been elected – and some who haven’t – thinks he or she should be Pres. It is a job they believe is so easy, even a Repug could do it.

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    wiatr  almost 9 years ago

    A different take on the situation than the usual overcrowded clown car.

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    Dtroutma  almost 9 years ago

    That bunch is self-fumigating.

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    Tarredandfeathered  almost 9 years ago

    The Hartlepoole Monkey may have a Grandchild:.Check out:.

    THE ATENVELDT INVASION(Tune: “Young Folks, Old Folks”)© 1991 W.J.Bethancourt III.Once upon a time, in a Kingdom far awayA ship was wrecked in Calafia’s bayIt sank right down, men and mast and sailAnd only the ship’s monkey lived to tell the tale!

    The monkey came ashore and wandered all aroundWandered thru the valleys, wandered thru the townThen it came to a revel hall more dead than aliveAnd the Caidan’s thought an invasion had arrived!. CHORUS C G7 Young folks, old folks, every man and each C C7 Come see the Atenveldter, landed on the beach! F CHe’s not wearing any clothes, and covered all with hair G CAnd worse than that, he isn’t wearing any underwear!.. The crowd screamed and scrambled, caught by surprise Climbing the curtains, putting pillows o’er their eyes Cried a willowy Laurel, with a cry that was heart-felt: “He’s big and strong and hairy, he must be from Atenveldt!”. “He’s not wearing any clothes, whatever can it mean?” “It’s the rudest thing that I have ever seen!” A Duchess said to the Kingdom Castellan: “You can tell he’s not Caidan: No Elizabeth-i-ans!” //Humpf!//. CHORUS.The whole crowd was terrified, petrified with fear,That the Atenveldt invasion finally was here.“God help the Kingdom!” “Save us from this fate!”“Run away and hide ourselves before it is too late!”.The monkey saw the revel feast and jumped for the foodWith no table manners; he was really rather rude!The crowd gasped with horror at the awful sight:“He eats with both hands! He’s an Atenveldter Knight!” . CHORUS.The monkey ambled ‘round, all tired, stiff and sore;All the Caidans scrambled for the door!The politics got heavy and the rumor spread around“The Atenveldter’s gonna be a-fighting for the Crown!". But then the revel hall got quiet as could beWhen up cried the Seneshal, “Can’t you plainly see?”“Hide your wives and daughters and prepare for fire and sword!”“It’s not an Atenveldter, it’s a member of the Horde!” //Eek!//. CHORUS (twice).

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