Marital Kombat Woman: I wish you could grill a steak like my dad. Jenny's husband always puts the seat down. My ex could've fixed the disposal.
The fatality is where she takes half his stuff and gets a fat alimony settlement too.
Martha Stewart says you are grilling your steaks wrong. Had this one just last night.
Anything Martha Stewart says can be a weapon against a guy.
1 You always had an Electra complex.2. Yeah, Joe’s wife always lifts the seat up; you to dumb or weak to put it down?3. Your first 2 statements prove why you have an EX.
This would have been the idea for a Topps Wacky Package spoofing the Mortal Kombat video game!
Sonya Blade let herself go.
I wish my wife were as gentle as the one in the ’toon.
Seems pretty one-sided to me. Of course, as soon as he offers up a good one, she’ll retort with “All you ever do is put me down.”
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 9 years ago
The fatality is where she takes half his stuff and gets a fat alimony settlement too.
joe piglet Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Martha Stewart says you are grilling your steaks wrong. Had this one just last night.
Anything Martha Stewart says can be a weapon against a guy.
J Short almost 9 years ago
1 You always had an Electra complex.2. Yeah, Joe’s wife always lifts the seat up; you to dumb or weak to put it down?3. Your first 2 statements prove why you have an EX.
Darryl Heine almost 9 years ago
This would have been the idea for a Topps Wacky Package spoofing the Mortal Kombat video game!
Mister Will almost 9 years ago
Sonya Blade let herself go.
kaffekup almost 9 years ago
I wish my wife were as gentle as the one in the ’toon.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 9 years ago
Seems pretty one-sided to me. Of course, as soon as he offers up a good one, she’ll retort with “All you ever do is put me down.”