Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for May 26, 2015

And just guess who made it that way.

Adam’s not THAT heavy looking… But it is Adam, after all..On an unrelated note that will likely get me in trouble, I’m surprised at Rob’s improper use of “lay.” It should have been, “Try lying where Mom sleeps.” It baffles me that so many people have such a hard time keeping those two words straight.

Adam is a professional writer and should know the difference between lie and lay.

Thanks to CDWARD and REX for pointing out the grammar mistake. This stuff gets fixed into the language because of the media, especially cable news. The media are (not IS) to blame.

That’s a good reason to turn your mattress periodically.

turning the mattress won’t help in this. Adam is fat

Mattresses do collapse eventually, unless you have a ConfortAire or Sleep Number job that you can adjust. They are great!

Might be time for a new mattress, eh?

Get a Sleep Number by Select Comfort. We have one, & I sleep at a 45 & my hubby is an 80. Sounds like Adam & wife!

Lying. Lie where. Argh.

but hens don’t lie eggs, they lay eggs. If the words meant the same thing then hens would lie. lol

Adam need a new bed. If he flips the mattress then Laura will be drowning in the dip.

Gee, do you think this old, worn out mattress is the reason Adam was unable to come up with a satisfactory solution for Josh, his cardboard customer?

How soon we forget is the reason we keep reelecting idiots to represent us…