B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 29, 2015

Little Miss Muffet, after assertiveness training.

The snake should have warned those spiders.

I wonder if she intentionally making a constellation or if that was by chance.

Go back to Garfield, spiders.

So where are the footnotes?

Twinkle Twinkle little spider…

Nice wall décor.

I guess she doesn’t like spiders and snakes.

I haven’t seen a lot of spiders in my new place, but so far, every single one that I have seen has some sort of “power”. They can run very fast, or can jump, or are impossibly large.

She musta spun all the juice outa it; otherwise it would go splat when it hit the wall…

He fell out of popularity all on his own.

Before: “AAAAAH, A SPIDER! AAAAAAAAAAAAH…!”After: “Oh, a spider. Aah. So scared. Pff!”

Little Miss Muffett….sat on her tuffet….eating her curds and whey….along came a spider….and sat down beside her….and said “What’s in the bowl, babe?”