Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for May 10, 2015

Unicorns’ll be unicorns.

Needs more practice…

Now we know who’d win in a fight between the Invisible Pink Unicorn and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

The magic is not in containing the mess but making it go anywhere other than a unicorn coat.

Try applying this joke to eating lo mein at a Chinese restaurant … with chopsticks.

Best way to filter out the meatballs.

I love the look on mom and dad’s faces. :)

This does not bode well for Phoebe if she ever thought of having a food fight with Marigold.

Happy Mother’s Day to all us moms!

Aw man!

Is it just me or does Phoebe’s dad look skinnier than usual?

Nope. In the song it specifies that it only eats purple people.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Purple_People_Eater

Pretty different than the first version, but I think I might like this one better.

Our mom used to make fun of us for using chopsticks and a spoon to eat spaghetti. How it’s different from any other noodles is beyond us.

The original was funnier, but if this is for that newspaper, then I support this.

Gross, Marigold.

I love how this comic has two different endings.