Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for March 19, 2015

Transcript:

Honey, I want to express my emotional condition to you through the use of this sock puppet. It hasn't said anything. That's because it's just a fake dead covering. The inside part of it has no ability to speak except through its false exterior. It has learned to manipulate the exterior in order to please others, but that which lays beneath will be forever hidden from them. I'm so happy in this marriage!