Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 25, 2015
Transcript:
Rev. Sloan: "Dearly beloved, we are here to witness this wedding. So this is our time, too. We have vows to make as well. Just by being here, we are involved in Joan and Rick's future. Should any person have reason why this wedding should not take place, let him speak now, or forever hold his peace. Zonker: Yo! Rev. Sloan: Oh, no... Rick: Huh? Zonker: It's too soon, Joanie! You're rushing into it! You hardly know this guy! Rev. Sloan: For Pete's sake, Zonker, they've been living together for four years! Joanie: He's very nice, dear. Really, trust me. Zonker: Oh... okay. Carry on.
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
@Godfreydaniel Godfreydaniel commented on Doonesbury yesterdayNot even Zonker can screw up this wedding!
-You forget, Zonker is a determined soul.
pbarnrob about 9 years ago
Have another hit and mellow out, Zonk!
Blood-Poisoning Vermin about 9 years ago
Did Mark the radio host ever marry his Republican boyfriend? Controversy in their relationship was not same-sex, it was different-party.
Bikebrains about 9 years ago
The perfect couple: Zonker and Justin Bieber.
AliCom about 9 years ago
Konker’s ‘5’ seconds of fame?
skyriderwest about 9 years ago
Zonker’s reason would not hold up. The only reasons which count are if the couple are legally prohibited from marrying, like brother marrying sister (incest), or one is already married and not yet divorced (bigamy), etc.
summerdog86 about 9 years ago
The bride looks like somebody’s grandma getting married in a white dress.
Mommyhalls about 9 years ago
Anybody else get whiplash from the flash forward / flash back to Joanie’s grandaughter’s twins for a day?
Canuckguy about 9 years ago
I am in the dark here, are the two bearded guys twins or what?
BlueIris Premium Member about 9 years ago
No, not twins — just some of Trudeau’s characters tend to look alike (like their noses, for instance).
Canuckguy about 9 years ago
Thanks Kip & Blue, I was a regular follower of Trudeau many years ago until the newspaper I read stopped carrying the strip so I am behind the times quite a bit.