Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for May 06, 2010

That’s what they all say.

Let him down gently, Brewster…

I’ve found another tentacled monstrosity ….

The squid is obviously too clingy.

That’s a surprisingly accurate statement. The space station can’t be a squid, but the squid is indeed a squid.

Tell ‘im the station has an STD and watch ‘im vamoose.

23 Squidoo…

“We just need our SPACE.”

“We thought it was just a one-orbit stand.”

My mother says you’re not Kosher.

Hey our space station is too busy for this right now, come back later when we can “planet.”

I still say send Winky out there and let the squid chase after his tasty young spleen. Then kill the blighter (the squid, not Winky) with the forward laser cannon.

Oh…sorry…that strategy might actually make some sense. ;)

That may be a squid, but those are octopus tentacles.

Everyone knows space squid are terribly sensitive. This is not going to go well.

no , its not us it IS you, I’m sorry to bring this up , but I can’t deal with your premature ink ejectulation problem

“But we can still be friends….”

ProfessorKid: Friends without benefits.

Tell the squid you’re pregnant then see how fast it disappears!

All you have to do is change the frequency of the flux capacitor and the squid will be turned off…

My wife recommends that the space station should tell the squid that it has a headache.

Brewster should tell the giant squid there’s a giant wormhole nearby just waiting for it to connect.

What is said: “Let’s just be friends.” What is heard: “I really like you as a person, but I find you excessively unattractive.”

What is meant (to the Space Squid): “Get out of here or become calamari.”

The squid will think he *is* an STD, and the station hasn’t had its Brewster shots.

“I want to see other cephalopods.”