If children are left unattended in my company, they will be given coffee and a free kitten.
And chocolate, don’t forget the chocolate and other candies.
the sign in the vet’s office says “unaccompanied children will be given sugar and a free puppy”
…will be given red bull and a kazoo.
Diner sign =unattended childern will be fried with a side of fava beans !
Why would you do that to kittens and puppies? Isn’t there enough violence in the world? Give then nerf guns instead! :-)
Or a drum set.
Unattended children will be given a set of “Baby’s First Bagpipes.”
First iteration of this sign that I saw was in a plumbing supply store:" a cup of espresso & a puppy." Whatever the choices, I love the image.
ladykat about 9 years ago
And chocolate, don’t forget the chocolate and other candies.
fuzzybritches about 9 years ago
the sign in the vet’s office says “unaccompanied children will be given sugar and a free puppy”
Zen-of-Zinfandel about 9 years ago
…will be given red bull and a kazoo.
What? Me worried ? about 9 years ago
Diner sign =unattended childern will be fried with a side of fava beans !
Map_One about 9 years ago
Why would you do that to kittens and puppies? Isn’t there enough violence in the world? Give then nerf guns instead! :-)
serenasakitty about 9 years ago
Or a drum set.
phoenixnyc about 9 years ago
Unattended children will be given a set of “Baby’s First Bagpipes.”
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
First iteration of this sign that I saw was in a plumbing supply store:" a cup of espresso & a puppy." Whatever the choices, I love the image.