Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for October 04, 2015
October 03, 2015
October 05, 2015
Transcript:
Clare: Here's your apple cowpie. That'll be $1/08. Customer: You know, of course, money is worthless. Clare: What are you talking about? Customer: Here, I'll show you on this napkin... money is the root of evil, right? And good is the opposite of evil... well, god is good and god is infinite, therefore, good is infinite. That means evil is worth zero, and so is money! Clare: Leticia, from now on, you're serving the math majors. Customer: Wanna see me prove that pie is irrational?
Plods with ...™ over 8 years ago
Pie are square indeed
bdcharrelson over 8 years ago
No, pie are round, cornbread are square.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 8 years ago
Math, where the pie never ends.
zippykatz over 8 years ago
LOVE of money is the root of all evil, actually.
26 over 8 years ago
I find it amusing that those who have money direct those who do not that money is bad. Better give yours to me. I’ll eat your evil for you.
PAXBrit over 8 years ago
So since it’s worthless, he’s getting a pie for nothing, once he hands over his worthless $1.08…
tammyspeakslife Premium Member over 8 years ago
The LOVE of money is the root of all evil. I hate misquotes.