Lucky Cow by Mark Pett for October 04, 2015
Clare: Here's your apple cowpie. That'll be $1/08. Customer: You know, of course, money is worthless. Clare: What are you talking about? Customer: Here, I'll show you on this napkin... money is the root of evil, right? And good is the opposite of evil... well, god is good and god is infinite, therefore, good is infinite. That means evil is worth zero, and so is money! Clare: Leticia, from now on, you're serving the math majors. Customer: Wanna see me prove that pie is irrational?