Garfield by Jim Davis for April 18, 2015

Burn, Arlene, burn!

Shot Down In Flames!

Arlene wasn’t asking a rhetorical question, Garfield. (“Nor was I,” he replies back at me.)

Jim Davis was actually funny today.

I learned to lie to my wife whenever she asks: “Do these jeans make my butt look big?”

Lie ’til you die.

I like a little danger in my life so it a female asks does my butt…. do I look fat etc. I answer! Doesn´t matter what the answer, is it is sure to be wrong.

Because, Nermal’s lame

A wife’s conversation with a husband who is smart and listens.Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I pretty? – Yes!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!Do you love me? – Yes!Am I fat? – No!Am I fat? – No!

I’m back, people. And once again I am assuming you that Davis is NOT the writer not the artist of the strip.

He answered in his own unique way.

xxx

There’s nothing fat about Arlene, but plenty about Garfield.