Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 17, 2015

if it were only that easy

That doesn’t really help in any good way.

Oh no barista! Please don’t enable him!

I wonder why they want to be called “barista” instead of “coffee jerk”. Here’s a funny def from the urban dictionary.-barista:Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.

I’ve always firmly believed that foods consumed at coffee hour after church are calorie free. If you’re worried about excess calories in cookies, break them in half and shake them onto a napkin. The calories fall into the napkin, which be disposed of immediately, because if you lay the cookie on the napkin the calories soak right back in.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

“By the power vested in me by [name of cafe], I declare this meal…”

I wonder if bartenders can do this with beer.

So, where can I get a magic barista???

Forget the stale donuts and cream cheese! Bring me some fresh ones with cinnamon sugar dusting…

Can I hire this Barista to come to my house around dinner?