Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 07, 2015
March 06, 2015
March 08, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: "What's the matter, honey? You look down in the dumps"
Calvin: "I don't have a hairy chest"
Calvin: "MOM says some babes don't care"
Hobbes: "Thptpbt! Right"
My high school German wants to translate that as “I know how to use the Bing translator” or something to that effect. I could be completely wrong though; I’m lucky I still know what “Ich” means almost twenty years later.
These days the only popular guys have less hair on their chests than Italian mothers have on their upper lips. Add the adenoidal singing and the baby face and these guys have all the masculinity of a 12 year old girl.
What is bing made no errors or grammar structure translation translation is correct and is a foreign panack of the text. As you can see, it is completely translated even Bing would probably also need the right translation experts failed.
This is actually a question of mine- I get turned on by hairy chests. Think it shows manliness. But the fashion now is for the bare chested look. Anyone know what gives?
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
Je suis d’accord avec la mère, certaines femmes aiment les hommes sans poils sur la poitrine.
Ravenswing about 9 years ago
… and Calvin cares about what GURRRLS think about his appearance since when?
voodoojoe2000 about 9 years ago
My high school German wants to translate that as “I know how to use the Bing translator” or something to that effect. I could be completely wrong though; I’m lucky I still know what “Ich” means almost twenty years later.
bluram about 9 years ago
But you do have cute little belly button.
phylum about 9 years ago
and size also matters right hobbes..tigers are really large cats.
xwsmithx about 9 years ago
These days the only popular guys have less hair on their chests than Italian mothers have on their upper lips. Add the adenoidal singing and the baby face and these guys have all the masculinity of a 12 year old girl.
Durandal_1707 about 9 years ago
What is bing made no errors or grammar structure translation translation is correct and is a foreign panack of the text. As you can see, it is completely translated even Bing would probably also need the right translation experts failed.
orinoco womble about 9 years ago
Of course Hobbes is on the side of hairy-chested men. He has no choice!
dustspecks Premium Member about 9 years ago
At least you have an interesting head of hair, Calvin.
Ken in Ohio about 9 years ago
Calvin hasn’t quite figured out yet that “slimy girls” (his words, not mine) grow up to become “babes”!
Kroykali about 9 years ago
In my case, by the time I finally had a hairy chest, it started turning grey. :(
rentier about 9 years ago
I like hairy chest, my father had one!And he said, I can hide in it!!
unca jim about 9 years ago
Nov Shmoz Ka Pop. ~~~~~~~~~~Gene Ahern
Susie Derkins :D about 9 years ago
This is why we have puberty!
anorok2 about 9 years ago
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ACTIVIST1234 about 9 years ago
This is actually a question of mine- I get turned on by hairy chests. Think it shows manliness. But the fashion now is for the bare chested look. Anyone know what gives?
Stephen Gilberg about 9 years ago
Every so often, Calvin expresses an interest in attracting “babes.” He must not think about the fact that they used to be first-grade girls.
Number Three about 9 years ago
Since I’ve never been in a relationship (my personal choice) I don’t know if I prefer hairy chests or not.xxx
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
I think mom is spot on; however, I think some men are turned off by babes with hairy chests… some men anyway!
pbehnken about 9 years ago
Get Rid Of Slimly girlS.
heatherjasper about 9 years ago
You got a cute tummy, though, Calvin.
pcolli about 9 years ago
I’m glad that I’ve got a hairy chest and back.
Red Ruffensor about 9 years ago
I have a hairy chest, it doesn’t seem to help.