Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 31, 2015
Transcript:
Time to puke, infected human! No! Wait! I'll make you a deal. I'm listening... You want me to vomit in order to pass your offspring to other humans. But, I'm vomiting right into a sanitation system. If you agree to not make me puke, I will put you directly into another human who is way more social than me. It's a deal, human! Soon... Wow! What a firm handshake! Thanks, boss!
Ida No about 9 years ago
It’s a deal!Shake!No… not like a dog…
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 9 years ago
It has already been determined that it is not possible to apply intelligence to the process of evolution, so far as we know.
ziggman14304 about 9 years ago
A new character! Phil the Flu Bug!
Stephen Gilberg about 9 years ago
If viruses ever develop humanlike intelligence, we’re doomed.