Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 02, 2015
February 01, 2015
February 03, 2015
Transcript:
…so its with a heavy heart that I announce we're discounting our line of designer straight jackets Im sorry gentlemen I really thought our engineers were on to something here, but in the end, we just couldn't pull it off,
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 9 years ago
I know some of you want me to fight for it…but honestly….when it comes to this product, I can’t make a move… my hands are tied.
Varnes over 9 years ago
So where does that sleeve us?
Varnes over 9 years ago
Scared straight..
Varnes over 9 years ago
Besides, I heard that Jack wasn’t all that “straight”…..If you get my meaning, if you catch my drift…Sayin’….Nice guy, though….
damifid0 over 9 years ago
Thats it folks,it’s ’ah, wrap. :)
Nighthawks Premium Member over 9 years ago
there’s still a way out of this!introducing the new Houdini line of straight jackets!pulls off with ease!
bubujin_2 Premium Member over 9 years ago
But it’s fitting for the long arm(s) of the law!
cdward over 9 years ago
These puns are driving me crazy…
Godfreydaniel over 9 years ago
At most corporations, the inmates are running the asylum……….
katzenbooks45 over 9 years ago
Need to see the guy in Bound and Gagged today.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 9 years ago
Just sleeve it alone.
Kevin Jordan over 9 years ago
Wait…that means they actually sold some? Otherwise it’d be a line straight across on 0.