Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 21, 2015
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Transcript:
If you eat the yellow pill, you will know all things. If you eat the green pill, you will know nothing but happiness. Yellow pill! Ha! Sucker! Now that I have all knowledge, I know how to be happy. All I have to do is think it! Take the green pill Damnit.
Ida No over 9 years ago
Create the perfect alibi.Kill the monster.Take the green pill.Make the perfect getaway.Take the green pill.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
Certainly, it seems foolish in retrospect. But at the moment…
emptc12 over 9 years ago
And now, having so much knowledge, she must join those few who take care of those who are happy and keep them that way, no matter how unreasonable the method — The Marching Morons. And cats, too.
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
Surely “all things” includes happiness.
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
One pill makes you larger
One pill makes you small
The ones mother give
Don’t do anything at all
Go ask Alice ,when she’s ten feet tall !
Coyoty Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think if she were a nicer person, her happiness options would have been better.
niaje over 9 years ago
s’true you can’t know everything and be happy.
Paige Turner about 5 years ago
Jee-ziss christ!