Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 28, 2015

HILAREOUS.

Too much information.

But, by the rules, she happened to be touched that way by some girl… Another good reason for the Wiz to feel gloomy…

I think she enjoyed it.

“WOOHOO, who do I pay? Do it again.”

The TSA person drew the wrong straw.

I was in need of a ride due to running out of gas. It was after work, 12:30 at night. I flagged down a passing police car, a female officer came out. I explained my situation to her, she then said I could ride in the back if she patted me down. I agreed, and while she patted me down, all I could think of was, “I’ve never been patted down by a professional before”.

I didn’t, say it though, I was afraid the ride would last longer than just to the corner gas station.

First time I flew after the new rules I didn’t know I had steel in the soles of my shoes. I got to get a full pat down. Funny thing is the only person available to do the search was a woman. Being a guy it wasn’t too bad.

I’m “randomly” selected every single time I fly since 2001. I thought about pretending to be a Muslim to avoid this, but then the Muslim’s might consider me an apostate – and that would be far worse.

She’s coming back tomorrow

Really, would you want him to?

I refuse to fly anywhere anymore…

Duke ,your comment reminded me of the strip search I got back in 68 at Sydney airport coming there on R+R from Nam ! I guess I just have a shifty look like maybe you ozzie ! hahahaha

Perfect job for a gay or lesbian person. They can only body search same sex.