Lio by Mark Tatulli for January 27, 2015

What a quack!

Technically, that is truth in advertising…

He was warned.

he will never need another

Better the guys from Duck Dynasty doesn’t get wind of this, Lio.

All we need now is a dog giggling (Duck Hunt).

Why didn’t you shoot??

Lio didn’t mention that his duck call summons Giant Ducks! But it is true that it is the last call that hunter will ever need….At least Lio’s price isn’t so terribly low as in some of his recent other enterprises.

Hey Leo! Do you have any Pterodactyl calls?

Whoa!

If it looks like a giant, waddles like a giant, quacks like a giant……it must be a duck!

I couldn’t have said it better myself. Thanks drbethsk8s…

That’s the end of one Dynasty!

What the duck?

I’m disappointed in you, Lio. I wonder what the law has to say about your contribution to a human death.

Careful what you wish for.

There’s truth in advertising,and then there’s that.