Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 14, 2015

Bad cop, Romeo. What will Cobra think (besides trying to get back with Rip)?

Wait! Cops get free Slim Jims? If I had only known, I might have pursued a career in law enforcement.NOT!

Ole Rodeo is just a lil bit too full of himself, as always.

i thought only the donuts are free?

Ka-EYEROLL!

Panel One. Literate and funny! Way to go Ripster!!!

Ah, Slim Jims and donuts. Breakfast is my favorite meal of the day.

Hit the road, Eo! – through yonder forest breaks.It is the east, and Cobra is the sun.

The truly annoying thing about Rodeo isn’t his insults and bravado he uses to coverup his cowardly incompetence (that’s a given). It’s how much everyone else (who know how much of an incompetent coward he is) let him get away with it.

“You’re all heart, Rodeo…..and liver and gizzard too!”

Somebody shoulda’ told Rome. . .uh, Rodeo the free Slim Jims are lock picks, used to open doors for people who’ve locked their keys in the car.

Always nice to see a bit of The Bard in RIP HAYWIRE! :-D Wonder what Cobra will think? :-D

He’s all heart…. but no brains.

Well, it’s good that Rodeo is man enough to give up the inflated sense of power. It was clearly taking up space needed for his inflated ego.

Quoting Shakespeare. The new Mrs. Haywire’s civilizing influence is already beginning to tell on our intrepid hero.

Wherefore means “why,” not “where.” Juliet is asking, “why must you be a Montague?”

Ah, let Rodeo Jones bow out — who needs him? Besides, I was too busy laughing! :-D