Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for January 04, 2015

My Bentley is 12 lbs and growing. He still has to grow into his fangs and claws, which are monstrous!

Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat. — Lillian Johnson

Isn’t that what you would expect the police to use when capturing cat burglars?

The shopping center’s maul cops’ feline unit

You can scratch off those two criminals.

Well, at the least, they will have to start from scratch.

Bye bye piranhas.

Post Christmas run-in with Santy Claws

Oh He!! yes! — had a 9 pound female confronted by a 45 pound vicious dog — cornered her and wound up wearing a VISCOUS cat on his nose all the way home. Never came back for a re-match.

Depends on the dog. There was a dog next door to my brother that was always chained. It broke loose one day and killed more than 10 cats in the neighborhood.The owners fed the dog gunpowder, if you can imagine, to “make him mean.”