Back when smoking was very common, I watched a waitress clean the windows of the local restaurant.It went from nearly dark to bright daylight wherever the squeegee went.They cleaned the windows every shift, so that was how dirty and tarred up it got in that amount of time.
Patient: “Doctor, it hurts when I touch here.” (touches arm) “And when I touch here.” (touches neck) “And when I touch here.” (touches forehead) “And when I touch here.” (touches knee) “What could be wrong with me?”
You get a similar result from having cataracts removed. It’s really noticeable if you have them done on different days and in between you close one eye then the other.
KZ71 over 9 years ago
That is how you con the man into cleaning the windows.
Templo S.U.D. over 9 years ago
As far as I can tell, Earl did a chore without being asked to.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 9 years ago
Back when smoking was very common, I watched a waitress clean the windows of the local restaurant.It went from nearly dark to bright daylight wherever the squeegee went.They cleaned the windows every shift, so that was how dirty and tarred up it got in that amount of time.
Llewellenbruce over 9 years ago
She finally got him to do some work.
dadoctah over 9 years ago
Patient: “Doctor, it hurts when I touch here.” (touches arm) “And when I touch here.” (touches neck) “And when I touch here.” (touches forehead) “And when I touch here.” (touches knee) “What could be wrong with me?”
Doctor: “You have a broken finger.”
crazyliberal over 9 years ago
@daDoctah…very cute. Will repeat that one!
Charlie Fogwhistle over 9 years ago
You get a similar result from having cataracts removed. It’s really noticeable if you have them done on different days and in between you close one eye then the other.
miscreant over 9 years ago
Something about glass houses and stones Opal?
puddymom over 9 years ago
Tsk, tsk Opal!
jtviper7 over 9 years ago
Some people are just plain NOSEY…OPAL.
LuvThemPluggers over 9 years ago
Great! Now go do the outside, Earl. THAT’S where the dirt is!
What? Me worried ? over 9 years ago
Wait ,people really clean windows ? I don’t do windows .I’m a chrome man myself !
loner34 over 9 years ago
Funniest “Pickles” in a long time.
boldyuma over 9 years ago
Nosy Gladys Kravitz of “Bewitched” never had this problem..
Number Three over 9 years ago
Bit of OCD, Opal?
Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I would hate to live in a dirty, messy house as well.
xxx
pcolli over 9 years ago
Our house is our home….. if somebody doesn’t like it they can £*$$£) off.
connie over 9 years ago
Maybe I’ll try that… Nah, he wouldn’t look up from his book long enough to see what I was talking about.
38lowell over 9 years ago
Will the neighbors begin to wonder why you are cleaning your windows?