Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for December 09, 2014

We have a cat so both of us has somebody to talk to.

In our house this conversation would go: (Wife) “Were you talking to me?” (Me) “No, I was listening to a podcast.” And then she gets mad, I don’t get it.

It would be even stranger…if she listened to him.

House pecking order: 1) cat 2) wife.

Make that 1) house 2) spouse

So what did he say?

Ludwig is actually pretending to listen; he is really waiting for his staff servant to get up so he can curl up on the warm spot of the couch.

Scenes from a hat:Host: “Things you can say to the cat but not to your wife.”Wayne: “Did you make that mess in the bathroom?”Ryan: “Where is that little p*$$y? Where is she?”Colin: “Stop that! Stop it! I’m gonna squirt you!”

A bachelor is the guy who never made the same mistake once. :-)

What, nobody noticed Ludwig has actual ears today? Probably so he can listen. (We’ve seen him before with “real” ears, but only as part of a cartoonist in-joke.)