Pickles by Brian Crane for December 09, 2014

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    mac04416  over 9 years ago

    and if I don’t put the seat down after I …………

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 9 years ago

    I once banged my shin on the open dishwasher as I was trying to go to a bathroom to wash my jalapeño-squirted eye (I was cutting open a jalapeño to revolve its seeds).

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    Llewellenbruce  over 9 years ago

    Just another one of Opal’s poor excuses.

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    cleokaya  over 9 years ago

    Spot on!

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    pelican47  over 9 years ago

    I’ll bet Opal pays the heating and electric bills…

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    susanwobb  over 9 years ago

    And yet, I bet she insists on making the bed every day.

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    kittylover2  over 9 years ago

    My dad broke us of that before it could become a habit. If you opened it you CLOSE it or else. Trust me his or else was something you did NOT want to deal with. I thank him to this day!

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    garcoa  over 9 years ago

    My wife closes doors, but the cupboards (kitchen, linen, etc.) are so stuffed they cannot close completely. I find it annoying. I am easily annoyed, I guess.

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    GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago

    How hard is it to open and close drawers?

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    Five boys  over 9 years ago

    My son and his wife never close a cabinet door! I really try to never shut them, it’s their house, but is really hard. My husband of 57 years doesn’t shut them or turn out lights, I just go behind him and do both. He doesn’t care and I don’t mind so it works out.

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    damifid0  over 9 years ago

    Tread lightly. Leave things as they were. If it was open,leave it open,if it was closed reclose it. My mantra. :) Peace.

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    kab2rb  over 9 years ago

    For us we close all drawers and cabinets. I only use light when needed. I do not like to waste electricity. My hubby leaves lights on after leaving bathroom and other lights. I sympathize with Earl getting hurt.

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    Miba  over 9 years ago

    Maybe she has a fit because he’s running up the electric bill. If she leaves a drawer open it costs nothing.

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    LuvThemPluggers  over 9 years ago
    LuvThemPluggers said, 8 minutes ago

    What is so hard about saying, “Sorry” when you absent mindedly cause someone pain? The spouse that lives here has the same rule: “Never show weakness by apologizing.” He shoulda married Opal.

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    mackenzie0158  over 9 years ago

    Duh—no power is consumed to cool the contents of a drawer or cabinet.

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 9 years ago

    I believe you

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  over 9 years ago

    Passionate love

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    I'll fly away  over 9 years ago

    Usually it’s the men who leave drawers open. Drives me nuts!

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    connie  over 9 years ago

    So weird. In my household and my daughter’s household it’s the man who leaves all the drawers and cupboard doors open.

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