Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for November 11, 2014

Doctor bills would eventually take all your nickels.

Two guys walk into a bar. You’d think one of them would have seen it.

I once walked into a door. One of those glass ones. It was verrrry clean, so clean that one couldn’t tell it was there. Knocked off my glasses, bent my nose, blood everywhere. Embarrassing, as one can imagine. Didn’t even get an ice cream cone. Horace, I feel your pain.

I thought you rode into one…

I thought you were supposed to walk into a door; isn’t that how you get into a house?

me: [checks stock room numerous times to see if we have items in stock]

my manager: “Joe, you know we don’t holding things in the back, right?”

me: “Yes.”