Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 20, 2014
Transcript:
Alice: Daddy! Watch me practice my line for the Blisshaven Winter Pageant! I play a snowflake and she does Nara! Dad: Ok! Alice: " We ARE WINTER'S JEWELS, DANCING THROUGH THE AIR. EVERY ONE A DIFFERENT SHAPE, SNOWFLAKES EVERYWHERE!" Alice: Then Kevin chases us with a snow shovel and yell, " Keep off my driveway, you stupid snowflakes!" Dad: Alice, Please! You're giving it all away!
Ol Skool over 9 years ago
alice, is that really the next scene or are you writing your own script again?
GROG Premium Member over 9 years ago
Doesn’t everybody want to keep the snow flakes away?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Alice: If you are going to give away plot points, you need to say “spoiler alert” first!
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
it;s like the nose picker behind you at the movies, giving the story away to his little girlfriend, too impress her.
Laura Chapman Premium Member over 9 years ago
Spoiler alert!
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Gosh, Mr. Peter! Do you really attend the pre-school pageant for the plot?!
smorbie the great and beautiful over 9 years ago
I’m so glad she finally learned her lines. I was worried there for a bit that she would actually say “something, something, something” on stage.
ottod Premium Member over 9 years ago
I think Richard should begin writing school plays and pageants. The ones at Blisshaven are far more interesting than any I ever watched or participated in.
JP Steve Premium Member over 9 years ago
Yay Kevin! Miss Bliss has written me into their play!
jnnydnti over 9 years ago
I prefer the version where she melts into a ghastly puddle.