The secret to relaxing while your better half works is to do it on the sly, out of sight, and look busy with paper and pencil if he/she comes into the room. Kind of like study hall!
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, ’What’s on TV?’I said, ‘Dust.’And then the fight started….My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcomingAnniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.’I bought her a scale.And then the fight started….When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive… So, I took her to a gas station.And then the fight started….I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my Order first.“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”"“Nah, she can order for herself.”And then the fight started….I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”And that’s when the fight started….
Llewellenbruce over 9 years ago
Stick that broom handle where the sun don’tshine Blanche!
AlnicoV over 9 years ago
This is the part where we see a wizard disappear.
Aryeh_Z over 9 years ago
It is just the supernatural order of things.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
She’s about to balance your peaceful demeanor with a whack upside the head with a broom handle.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
If it was not for the household chores what would Blanch do for exerciser and entertainment?
wizzo10 over 9 years ago
And he said that after only 6 beers!
rshive over 9 years ago
Wrong response, Wiz. Build her a better broom.
Duncan Idaho over 9 years ago
All she has to do is cook and clean. The Wiz has to deal with the Fink on a daily basis.
Kaputnik over 9 years ago
And that was the last that anyone ever heard of the Wizard.
Ginny Premium Member over 9 years ago
The secret to relaxing while your better half works is to do it on the sly, out of sight, and look busy with paper and pencil if he/she comes into the room. Kind of like study hall!
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 9 years ago
What did she expect?
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Oh no, you di-ent!
brklnbern over 9 years ago
Yes!
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She asked, ’What’s on TV?’I said, ‘Dust.’And then the fight started….My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcomingAnniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 In about 3 seconds.’I bought her a scale.And then the fight started….When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace Expensive… So, I took her to a gas station.And then the fight started….I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my Order first.“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”"“Nah, she can order for herself.”And then the fight started….I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”And that’s when the fight started….