Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 06, 2014
November 05, 2014
November 07, 2014
Transcript:
Doctor: The job is the most dangerous thing any man has ever attempted... Rip Haywire: Sounds exciting! What's the pay? Doctor: The job pays $5 million to your family... when your body is returned. Rip Haywire: Wait, body? You mean me... Ripcord Haywire, right? Doctor: There's a 99.9% chance your last words will be "AIIIEEEEE!" or "MOMMY!" Man 2: Full disclosure... we just don't think you're going to make it back... alive! Rip Haywire: You guys are really selling the fun... what's the downside?
dimndno over 9 years ago
I can’t wait to see where this is going. Ripcord.
AlnicoV over 9 years ago
Not the sharpest tool in the shed is he.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
If you survive Rip you will only get paid $5000 as a finder’s fee.
johnrussco over 9 years ago
… this is going to be good …
Kerovan over 9 years ago
“Of course I’m going to make it back alive. The Idiot Fairy will see to that.” Now we just have to decide if he’s referring to Breezy or Cobra. ^_~
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Now that’s the downside!
NWdryad over 9 years ago
The only thing that could make Rip yell aieeee or Mommy is having to go back and break up the argument between Breezy and Cobra….