Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for November 05, 2014
Narrator: Rip goes into the city to look for work and finds his dream job. Man: So far, Mr. Haywire, you have passed the tests, except the scan of your brain... what I found was hilariously extraordinary. As you can see, there's nothing active in your brain except... the danger membrane. You truly do live only for danger... do you grasp the impact this must have had on your life? Rip Haywire: Just call me lucky.