Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 22, 2014
October 21, 2014
October 23, 2014
Transcript:
TNT: You want to what, Rip? Rip Haywire: It's simple. First we knock out Finkle and his neighborhood watch. Then we beat the tar out of the robbers. When the neighborhood watch comes to, we'll tell them that hey did the whuppin'! Instant courage! What could go wrong? TNT: Rip, you know your rhetorical questions always get the worst answers.
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
And while Rip knocks out the Watch team the robbers complete their job and escape.
Chithing Premium Member over 9 years ago
I guess Rip needs to pound someone before the callouses on his knuckled get soft.
SkyFisher over 9 years ago
Check the area for surveillance cameras first, Rip!
mntim over 9 years ago
There’s a plan that gets better the more you subtract from it.
lecrenb over 9 years ago
OK… skip the suburban mercenary training and go straight to Ka-Knockout… I like it, after all, what could go wrong?
Dragoncat over 9 years ago
Making Finkle spill his Swiss Miss… That’s a fining!Breaking Finkle’s favourite mug… That’s a fining!…There’s more… But I’ll let Mr. Thompson come up with the rest.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 9 years ago
Finkle has a frilly flower on his cup…that’s enough justification for putting out his lights Rip!