Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 23, 2014
Fred Finkle: Ooo! My head! What happened? I was sippin' some delicious swiss miss when suddenly everything went dark. Woman: From what I hear, you are quite the hero, Mr. Finkle. Your neighbor, Mr. Haywire told us that while he was cowering in the bushes... you and your neighborhood watch went to town on the men robbing the Wilson house. Fred Finkle: I believe it. Woman: That a bunch of untrained amateurs took down ruthless criminals and can't remember doing it? Fred Finkle: No, that Haywire was cowering in the bushes.