Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 23, 2014

God – Man works in mysterious ways!

OH NO! Maybe I should go to CHURCH on Sunday!?

My Mom is in her 80s, and is a saint in my eyes. A “devout” Baptist, even she will admit that it’s a business, and has to be run as one. That’s fine, I suppose, but it’s the product they sell that concerns me…. On the other hand, they’ve never issued a product recall.

It all started when some tribal shaman decided that his wife and kids needed a better chance at survival than others, and could get it if he convinced the tribe that he had “powers.” He might have had a bit of knowledge of healing or poisoning or astronomy or whatever, and played it right. His office became an institution(in the OT they were the tribe of Levi, I think) and priests, preachers, imams etc. have been set since then! Don’t ya love it!?

Just like any shopping trip, you wouldn’t go there if you didn’t come away with something.

This is exactly why I still wear my scapular…the nuns said that it would protect me…

For the sake of 4 bits, he ended up in cement overshoes. Thank goodness my membership is paid up.

Oh, God-Man! You Devil.