Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for September 20, 2014

They must sell McHay.

I seem to remember of a “Family Matters” bit where Waldo Geraldo Faldo walks through the drive-through. Steven Quincy Urkel asked him why didn’t he come inside? Then Waldo hops through the drive-though window

But Phoebe, YOU can come through with a Unicorn as a vehicle, but Marigold can’t come through, because SHE’s a pedestrian.

No, but that would be fun.

Would you prefer Unicorns and horses to clop thru the main restaurant? And horses aren’t typically as house trained as unicorns.

My sister and her friend tried that at a McDonald’s about 20 years ago, riding horses. They refused to serve her. She still talks about it.

I’ve seen people on horseback go through drive-thru many times. Of course, I was living in Wyoming at the time.

Their money is as good as anyone else’s. I can’t imagine any franchise owner complaining about it.

Perhaps if Marigold made a beeping sound like a car horn.

All I can say is Marigold does have horse power like a car does… or is that unicorn power Marigold has?

Sorry Marigold, no shirt, no shoes, no service.

Attn Dana…check out the second panel of today’s Luann strip

The metal horseshoes (unicornshoes?) must be activating the speaker, otherwise it wouldn’t work.

Not likely Unicorn.

Just don’t leave anything on the driveway that can’t be scooped up in a large fries holder

But then Phoebe will need a driver’s license.

I’ve been through a drive-thru window on a bicycle, no problem.