Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for October 10, 2014

Just wait until it’s in a bad mood when you try returning it.

Ah. Winky didn’t even mention his spleen.

Guaranteed to make your enemies 15% deader.

@TammiFunniesThat is why Winky only gave it an 8% improvement.

Next test may void the warranty; send in Pam’s kids tell them that Dr. Mel has a candidate for the sitter position.

Take it back, Mel, they’ll only charge you a stalking fee . . . ☻

I miss the older models and traditional chant of Kill! Crush! Destroy!

That’s another thing… It didn’t rip off a thing!

“But it is over 20% more ‘Botty’!”

Sploing? Must be a spleen-related sound. Go Winky!