Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for December 18, 2014
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December 22, 2014
Transcript:
24 christmas eve dad: kids, this year instead of cookies, we're leaving santa a big bowl of venison chili! kids: yay! 25 christmas day santa: mmm, what's in this stuff? 26 a nutcracker kwanzaa carol tim: hey johnny cochran, the mouse king stole my umoja. johnny: i'll get your umoja back, tiny tim! 27 sweater flashback trauma clinic. man: tiny angular reindeer - they're everywhere. woman: have some chili. 31 post-millennium apocalyptic cult expo. sign up for cult of your choice! in event of an apoc-alypse, this may be moved to the next millennium. larry's neato cult cargo pants cult big bang cult little whimper cult tasty snacks cult anime cult january 1 new year's day commence misdating checks. lady: whoops! oh, dear! not again! bad old me! ah,
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
Right. Happy holidays.
Thomas R. Williams over 9 years ago
Let’s be sure to keep going whole-hog on Hogmanay!
Dual over 9 years ago
They’re stripping the headers off of Thompson’t art, right? Beyond the vandalism it makes these strips hard to understand at times: premise and all that…
ehtaniguchi over 9 years ago
Santa is culling the slower reindeer out of the herd.
del_grande Premium Member over 9 years ago
What are these “checks” that people speak of?
Seriously, pretty much the only business that doesn’t take credit cards that I deal with is my dentist (thank you, State Farm, for joining the 20th century 13 years after it ended…)