Half Full by Maria Scrivan for September 18, 2014
September 17, 2014
September 19, 2014
Transcript:
Humpty Dumpty is fallen on the ground, dead with his head cracked open and egg yoke spilling out. Two police officers stand over him. Cop 2: I scrambled to help but he went over easy.
blunebottle over 9 years ago
This is your brain on pavement. Any questions?
Toonerific over 9 years ago
And the pavement was so hot his brains are fried.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 9 years ago
Tastes better at the crack of dawn
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Oh boy.
Stephen Gilberg over 9 years ago
“Ohhhh!” — recurring background cat in the Puss in Boots movie
Maria Scrivan Premium Member over 9 years ago
That too.