Lio by Mark Tatulli for August 21, 2014

Throw in some floss while you’re there.

Sharks already have a way of dealing with people that don’t like their breath.

If that thing is left over from Jaws, it’s only a mechanical shark-head anyway. That’s just gear oil you’re smelling, Lio.

Or, it’s a real Great White and you’re doomed.

When you are that close to a shark, bad breath is the least of your worries.

Sharks breathe through their gills, not their mouths.

Lio is going to need a bigger boat.

Swim away Lio!

When you’re “Swimming With Sharks” Leo, ’ya takes yer chances…

mm chum breath. Yay.