Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 27, 2014

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Phoebe: You can see a lot more stars out here than you can at home. Marigold: Before the humans and their electric light, one could see many more. Some unicorns believed each star was the glow at the end of the horn of a sky unicorn, who was charging directly towards us. They were convinced we were under siege. However, if they walked around with their horns aglow all night, it seemed to keep the invaders at bay. For eons, most unicorns were badly sleep-deprived. It is still known as the ERA of HALLUCINATION. Some still believe humans are a unicorn hallucination. Phoebe: Thanks, I needed something to lie awake wondering about.