Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 21, 2014

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enjoy this vintage 2009 classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug by ruben bolling the final option berlin, germany. nazi: mein feuhrer! we are surrounded! hitler: my plan... my beautiful plan has failed! april 30, 1945. nazi: yes, you will never see realized your dream of global domin... smack hitler: nein, dummkopf! that was a smokescreen for my real objective! hitler: i'm sorry -- you lament that you could not complete the unspeakable horror of genocide... hitler: nein! i'm talking real evil here! oop: you mean... hitler: ja! my ultimate goal has always been... universal health care in the u.s.a.! oop: noo! hitler: health coverage for every citizen! regulation of insurance companies! perhaps even... a public option! nazi: diabolical!! feugrer, the soviets are upon us! hitler: luckily, i had my scientists develop a back-up plan! scientist: come! it is time. so! we will remove your brain, put it in a deep freeze, transport it to a remote island for, say, 16 years... and then transplant it into an african american baby born in honolulu! hitler: it's so simple! next - the boy from hawaii!